Goldfishing

Continuously forgetting things frequently

Mike: why can you not remember her face.
Fred: I’m just goldfishing a lot atm.

by TheyCallMeThatBitch March 12, 2020

Goldfish

the snake that smiles back

yall got any drugs, or goldfish

Man this shit is better that my mamas pussy lips, and goldfish.

by ray the gay February 25, 2023

Goldfishing

The act of intentionally or unintentionally spacing out when someone is talking to you

Can be perceived as uninterested or a form of passive aggression

John: Hey Mark, why doesn't that girl talk to us anymore?
Mark: Dude, I goldfished her and I think she got the message.
John: Oh ok, but next time tell me when you are goldfishing.

by GweenYunYan December 9, 2021

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025

GoldFish

Either the snack the you eat when your hungry,or your weird as hell and ate your pet fish.

"Timmy,have you tried the goldfish snack?"
"The snacc that smiles bacc?"
"Hell yeah!"
"No,I ate my pet fish..."

by :p hi its me :) June 4, 2020

angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work

That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!

by Pauljamal May 7, 2018