field goal

a game played when walking with a group of friends.

you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.

“hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!”

by nEo-31a- July 13, 2019

Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

by Blackty December 4, 2020

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

BLUE TEXT CHAIN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYAYA

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 4, 2004

scroat goal

when a tramp runs the ball into the box on fifa 09 and passes it across to an open goal
to get a certain goal

player runs into the box and passes across
to score
and the opponent yells scroat goal

by xPunjabi NINJAx February 8, 2009

Skeet Goal

In nhl 2007 when u press the back button insted of start and pull your goalie by acident and your opponite scores on you

That was a fucking skeet goal u basterd from Newfoundland Portugal Cove just out side of St johns to be exact

by Courtney Chutes November 3, 2006

Drop Goal

A method of scoring common in Rugby Union, a sport where free-flowing play is as rare as hens teeth.

Commonly found in the 70-80th minute region of a game where 40 minutes has been wasted in useless stoppages and the rest of the game consisted of fat men lying all over the ball in a boring spectacle known as ruck and maul.

Also seen when unfathomable penalties have given the other side a slight edge. Once behind on the scoreboard a rugby union team will relentlessly kick for goal rather than engaging in any sort of interesting play.

by JK March 21, 2005