Gleason

F*ckhead. Someone who is unable to obtain “b*itches”. The word implies multiple things such as: shortness, extreme homosexuality (fingers in butt), OCD, hair perfectionist, and avid breast feeder. You may hear the word “gleason” if you are on a pre-school playground, as he has a type. A “gleason” is also a person who is vulnerable and unable to protect himself when being bullied in locker rooms. Parents (and children) beware of “gleason”

“Gosh, he likes fingers in his butt, major gleason moment” “honey get my breast milk pump it’s time for gleason” “dude stop fixing your hair, you’re such a gleason” “lmao you short as hell, major gleason moment fr”

by gilbertlovesyourmom69 February 26, 2022

Gleard

To have your urethra glued shut in your sleep by your neighbour

I really, really needed to piss. But I had been gleard my my naighbour Darren

by Maidenfull March 8, 2022

glearth

the smudge you get on the window when you put your hands on it

"Ew Paul get your glearth off of the window!"

by ONGYFBUGISATYU March 18, 2022

Gleam

The hottest dude ever to graze upon this Earth, every move he makes all the ladies faint. He is a cellestial being above anyother.

"Gleam is so hot"

by Jackson_Taylor5841 March 27, 2022

Glear

Its a hard thing to define!

Is it glear.
Unglear!

by Glear May 25, 2022

Gleaving

To spontaneously crap in the shower while masturbating

Daniel's wife caught him Gleaving

by Hung Lo 69 August 29, 2022

Gleam

An incorrect or inaccurate spelling of the word "Glean"- According to the dictionary: to gather information little-by-little

-Well, from what I gleamed from yesterday's speech-"
-Whoa- you mean "GLEANED".
-Yeah, that

by anonymous September 4, 2022