Side gig

Performing oral sex on a small penis. Because it is not a full job (due to the small size).

"Eh, it wasn't a full 'blowJOB', more of a 'side gig'.

by JrMarkyMark September 18, 2021

Gig

Get in gym

Stop what you’re doing at “Gig”

by 5thjjjj November 2, 2022

Jib Gig

A Zipper

We pointed out to the leader of the band that he was having issues with his jib gig.

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Gig line

The straight line created by the seam of a button-up shirt, your belt buckle, and your fly.
This term was created by the military so soldiers would dress correctly and neatly.

Sergeant Cox: “ Private Williams, Drop and give me 30, you gig line is crooked.”

Private Williams: “SIR YES SIR!”

by Flaming dumpster June 13, 2024

Gigs

A fit of uncontrollable laughter, usually at nonsense and often caused by inebriation

A serious case of the giggles

"She had a bad case of the gigs and just laughing at nothing for 10 straight minutes."

by summizzles March 18, 2024

Gigged

gigged
verb/adjective

When the universe goes full sugar daddy on you and showers you with random goodness. Suddenly you're winning prizes, getting freebies, scoring invites, and basically living like you're the main character in a feel-good montage. May include but is not limited to: free drinks, found money, surprise gigs, compliments from strangers, or your crush texting back immediately.

"Bruh, I’m getting gigged today. Won a tenner on a scratchie, got into a concert for free, and someone handed me a donut just 'cause I looked hungry. Is this what being Beyoncé feels like?"

Warning: May cause suspicious optimism and waiting for something to go horribly wrong.

See also: main character energy, blessed AF, universe flirting with you

by kittster16 July 12, 2025

Gig tax

When you are expecting a spicific amount of space on a hard drive and after formating and " Proprietary" os, you are left with way less.

"Wow I just baught a new phone and the gig tax was insane! "

by Mysticscrub March 17, 2023