Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Genis

Gene Simmons' penis, as barely seen below his belly in a hidden camera sex tape.

Because he just can't get enough of that demon's manhood, Jay clicks the Genis all day long.

by the lanatic January 22, 2009

genieass

Someone who prescribes to be a genius on a topic of which he is short on knowledge. In other words, someone who has a magic lamp up his butt.

For instance someone you go to for help with a computer problem who gives you false or misleading information. Someone who wants to be a genius but actually is a genieass.

by Mrkenworth July 13, 2012

genital lasagna

Street slang for vagina. Often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy vagina.

Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?

Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?

Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?

Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna

by rohan_rildil November 5, 2012

genital snot

The stuff that oozes out of a chick's Virginia when she, technically, ejaculates, but it doesn't exactly squirt out.

Damn, woman, that shit looks just like snot...genital snot.

by C.H.U.D. November 11, 2005

genital wart

A growth on the penis caused by the human papilloma virus. Generally associated with multiple male partners.

At the clinic in San Francisco, Ainty Bidness was told he had so many genital warts his penis would have to be amputated.

by MAGGALO July 24, 2004

genitalia

The main content in cheap ass burgers

the rest of the genitalia burger is probably newspape

by Loading Name.... January 4, 2007