Grandma Sticker

The roast to end someone’s existence, usually related to a subject that the person is self-conscious about. Reserved for the most heated of arguments due to the often dire consequences of using the grandma sticker.

“I had enough of his shit, so I hit him with the grandma sticker. He hasn’t talked to me since”

by Frost2718 May 8, 2018

Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

grandmas kisses

when you "kiss" someone with your asshole while they're eating it/rimming you

"i love your grandmas kisses"

by cornychips June 4, 2021

grandma driver

hands at 10 & two on the steering wheel and hunched over to see out the windshield

Chris Craig is a grandma driver when he goes on roadtrips

by dictionarious December 18, 2008

Wades Grandma

wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.

have you seen Wades Grandma.. what a GILF

by Kill3rkrok December 5, 2012

Grandma Noma

1. The greatest lady in the world according to some!!
2. A style of shooting a basketball, similar to a "granny shot". In which the ball seldom makes it in the basket.

1. Tim loves his Grandma Noma!

2. "Did you see Tim shoot for Grandma Noma?"
"Yes, I thought he was gonna make it this time."

by jiggalove May 14, 2005

Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"

Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff

by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010