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Goldfish

A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
Do you have any goldfish?
by foodie_gal March 18, 2017
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Goldfish

The cheese-flavored snack that supposedly smiles back, but tends to vary in that regard. Some Goldfish are all smiles, but others appear to have no smile at all. Interesting.

The original is usually the best, and with Goldfish, that is no exception. The "flavor blasted" varieties are absolutely disgusting, and the person who thought that making pizza-flavored crackers shaped like fish was absolutely fucked in the head.

Goldfish are promoted by a band of anthropomorphic fish, which are thoroughly annoying, and somewhat detract from the enjoyment of the crackers. The leader of this band of fish is named "Finn" (Ha Ha), and is somehow able to wear sunglasses, despite having eyes on the side of his head, and having no nose. He is also joined by other fish, one of which is named "X-Treme". I can only assume that he was born in the 90's. X-Treme also represents the 'Flavor blasted" variety, which happens to be the exact reason why I despise X-Treme.

The crackers are produced by Pepperidge Farms, and sold internationally. They are quite good. In fact, I am eating some at this moment (the original flavor, duh).
Person- "you want some Goldfish?'
Me- "Hell yeas"
Person- (Pours Goldfish into my hands)
In unison- "The snack that smiles back!"
by Supreme_Sucks March 23, 2017
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GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar
by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017
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angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!
by Pauljamal May 7, 2018
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Goldfish

An extremely attractive person that is always smiling (a snack that smiles back). First used by twitter user thegayranger.
Person A: Have you seen Black Panther?
Person B: Hell yeah, Michael B. Jordan was looking like a goldfish in it.
Person A: A what?
Person B: A goldfish. A snack that smiles back.
by Michael B Jordan Stan February 28, 2018
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Goldfish

Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep

Brain: Okay

Me: So you have to be quiet

Brain: Okay

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain:

Me: -half asleep-

Brain: The snack that smiles back!

Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!
by Galaxy1412 June 4, 2016
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