goldy the goldfish

a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.

short form - goldy

larry “yo what up”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”

ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”

by bob the bodybuilder🤙 January 20, 2018

milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

by Awrekt February 11, 2018

Sorry about your goldfish.

Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.

Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?

by Sorry about your goldfish. February 17, 2021

flavor blasted goldfish

When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.

I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth

by alsdfjalsfj December 9, 2013

Secret Goldfish

A song by the band Pencey Prep, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance was in this band.

OMG! Is that Secret Goldfish you are listening to? I love that song:) Pencey Prep is AMAZING!

by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 27, 2009

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

by Malice00000 June 8, 2017