Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Mr. Glitch

Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.

Game: wtf why are you doing this?

Mr. Glitch: Because I'm annoying.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.

Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.

by Gritchard October 23, 2011

Gitchee gitchee goo

Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You
- From the song by Phineas and Ferb

Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!

Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika choo whop
Never Gonna Stop
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means That I Love You

My baby's got her own way of talking

Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'

Though my vocabulary's incomplete

I know it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm Losing (losing)
When I take the time to translate
That's what I'm talking 'bout

When I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through)
'Cause when I say I Love You (I Say I Love You)
She says I Gitchee Gitchee Goo You Too!

Don't need a Dictionary

by lonerinthecorner May 19, 2013

Glitchtale

Glitchtale is a series of web videos based on the video game Undertale by YouTuber Camila Cuevas. It started with a short animation based on the Genocide Run battle with Sans, and things just snowballed from there.

"How's glitchtale in your opinion?"
"lots of feels bruh"

by JKMOUE September 15, 2017

itchy gitchy gone

to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin

I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg cause I'm itchy gitchy gone

by kandiblades June 11, 2008

Glitchfest

When software contains an overabundance of glitches. This term is frequently used to describe video games which developers released too early that are plagued by many bugs and game breaking glitches.

Sonic Boom Ryse of Lyric is a total glitchfest.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 4, 2015