flump

To flump: to hit softly without intention of hurting/damaging the subject. Usually done in playful annoyance/revenge, or through lack of anything else to do.

John flumped Jo with a pillow.

by Meneldil April 6, 2005

frumpalicious

Someone who is physically frumpy, yet dresses or acts in a way that makes her less frumpy and more appealing.

That frumpalicious girl just got a new Gucci purse that hides the rolls of fat around her wrist.

If she cleaned herself up a bit, she would be frumpalicious at the very least.

by thisisjanalfred December 14, 2008

flump

To masterbate whilst taking a poo.

damn that was good flump, im going back for round two after dinner.

by jason plant king of the flump September 26, 2006

frumpling

A verb meaning to hunt Gnomes

We go frumpling when the gnomes are trying to kill all the humans

by Slugg October 13, 2003

flumpish

when a fattish body is jiggling and wobling around in a strange manner.

as i lay in the night i see a man with a flumpish body approach me. he danced like a alien and was scary.

by Shaun, julia, Kissten, Chelsea, Keri, Kia, Kyle. January 25, 2008

Frumper

One who humps fat women.

Dude Harry is totally a frumper now, because he banged that whale last night.

by Q Cash Money May 15, 2013

strapeing the frumpet

posh word for wanking

I bet lady die died while strapeping the frumpet

by poosoap April 13, 2005