Fucktard 

In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.

"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."

Fucktard by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009

fucktard 

Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.

Most catholic girls are fucktards.

fucktard by Alfie The Horndog July 14, 2005

Fucktarded Scarecrow 

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

Fucktarded Scarecrow by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

incompetent fucktard 

one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.

I'm done dating incompetent fucktards...they can pretty much all go to hell.

incompetent fucktard by foolinlove December 14, 2008

fucktard 

A cross between a retard and a fuck. Usually referring to a guy who completely fucks up and must be mentally retarded to fuck up so badly.

Girl1: He actually said that?!?!?
Girl2: Yes.... :-S
Girl3: What a fucktard

fucktard by ViktorKrumwannabe February 14, 2009

Fucktard 

George "Dubya" Bush

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Man George Bush is a fucktard!

Fucktard by bush_is_a_fucktard December 27, 2003

Doofy Gorilla Fucktard 

When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.

Francis Fagone is a Doofy Gorilla Fucktard

Doofy Gorilla Fucktard by jimmy345890 April 20, 2008