Weed Only Friend

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.

You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.

by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009

Best friend

A best friend is someone you can trust with anything who cares deeply for you and wouldn't let anyone hurt you or be by your side when someone does they will not leave you when you are going through a tough time and they know when something is wrong with you even when you are trying your best to hide it. They are often the voice of reason when you are being a dick and they are very honest with you unless they know not to be and hold back there opinion for your sake. They are often crazy and the only person you can be a total and utter freak with and be comfortable about it. They are your substitute soul mate.

Best friend: hey, how are you

Me: I'm great I couldn't be better
Best friend: no, there's something wrong with you don't try and hide it.
Me: OMG how can you tell

by wisegirl95 May 2, 2014

Fake Friend

Someone who is only your friend, until they find someone better. Someone who is your friend until they have a boyfriend.

Kailee is a fake friend, she was my friend until she got a boyfriend, now she ignore me to spend time with him.

by Richard4 October 17, 2013

Friender Bender

According to Dodger this is a glutenous endeavour with ones best friends.

Let's go on a Friender bender and get some mediocre chilli!!

by Friender_99 June 24, 2012

Toxic friend

-a “friend” who belittles you, bully’s you, or hurts your feelings in general
-a person who you care about even though they probably don’t care for you

-a person who you like when you’re around them, but hate when you’re away from them
-when you are with other friends you realize how much you hate them

-could also be controlling
-someone you continue to be friends with because of guilt issues, years you’ve known each other etc.
-similar to fake friends

A: “Susan always belittles me, it’s like she wants to hurt my feelings,”

B: “Susan seems like a toxic friend.”

by 1234567891011sunday June 1, 2018

friendcest

Friendcest. Noun. The act of interdating among a cliche or crowd of friends. Also dating a friend's ex. or sibling.
Alt. spelling: frencest.

Analogy:
Friends:Friendcest::Family:incest

Friendcestuous. Adj. describing a group of friends who have all dated each other, each other's exes, and each other's family members or an individual in said group. A small dating pool, the equivalent of a small gene pool.

You: I can't believe she is dating her friend's ex. again. After having dated her friend's brother too!
Me: She loves to commit friendcest.

or

You: Man, that crowd is like a soap opera. They've all hooked up in every possible combination.
Me: How friendcestuous.

or

Me: Be careful before you date him. I hear engages in frencest.

by mepwave February 18, 2009

Friend Poaching

When one friend befriends another through your introduction, soon putting more effort into that person than you do, simultaneously making you seem less desirable and devaluing both your original friendships. This can happen consciously or unconsciously. Notably, one does not tend to ever make any new friends for themselves through the friend poacher.

I used to be close with Guy until I introduced him to Buddy, who started inviting him out all the time; I think Buddy is friend poaching, especially considering I've never met any good friends through him.

by Jernstar October 1, 2016