The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault
me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
dad:no
me:oh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault
me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
by shitastic October 9, 2004
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When a woman decides to show one of her breasts by pulling her collar down and pushing it through the neck hole.
Dude, did you see the girl in that car? She totally gave me the feather tit. And that shit was whack, homes.
by The Amusing Corpse March 3, 2011
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Get the Father of the Brine mug.This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!
Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
Get the Mother Feather Plucker Syndrome mug.A male convict, usually a “lifer,” who selflessly takes it upon himself to educate the first-time prisoner about all of the new things he’ll need to know to keep himself out of trouble.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019
Get the puppy father mug.A wrap or shawl consisting of fake feathers glued to a long string. Often comes in bright and flamboyant colors such as bright orange or neon green. Worn mainly by cross-dressers and drag queens. Sometimes seen on drunk people in bars or at parties where such items are distributed as promotional giveaways.
Woman: Hey look! Those Jaegermeister girls are giving away t-shirts, leis, and orange feather boas!
Man: I want a feather boa!
Woman: No way dude, that feather boa is mine - it matches my outfit better than yours!
Man: I want a feather boa!
Woman: No way dude, that feather boa is mine - it matches my outfit better than yours!
by Cabin 2584 December 12, 2008
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