FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.

I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.

by JAD1965 November 14, 2009

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Jack Foster

Jack Foster is the sexy person in the world with the absolute biggest cock.

me: Hi, my names Jack Foster.
Her: OMG! I just came.

by Pemis_pemis June 22, 2021

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foster cock

how one would refer to something they dislike.

bman is a foster cock.

by VD-WHiZ August 11, 2003

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Jodie Foster

When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.

After sex, my girl screamed, "give me a Jodie Foster!"

by Reach Around Sundae June 1, 2009

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Bananas Foster

To have Bacardi 151 poured on one's back and lit on fire while receiving anal sex doggy-style.

My partner really got heated up when I gave him a bananas foster.

by RustyTromboners July 12, 2010

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Ben Foster

This is someone who is constantly trying to be funny and never gets the picture that people don't want to listen to them. They are usually considered a loser or lame.

#1 friend-Wow, he's such a Ben Foster
#2 friend- I know! I wish he'd just leave

by Bronsonbabe July 26, 2016

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