contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.

Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"

by i'm ace August 15, 2017

doushe flute

Queer sucking on a vape

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor

by Heinousness March 4, 2018

Glute Flute

Your butthole turns into a glute flute when you fart and you hit at least two different notes in a single fart, or a string of farts.

Tina played a mean glute flute when she ripped ass in the 7-11 last Wednesday.

by WAKEGRIND March 22, 2019

Slag Flute

A slag flute is a dab pen, which contains slag. Go-to way of ingesting marijuana for the Krinks.

I just bought a slag flute from the smoke shop. Now I just need a cart and I'll be good to go.

by Flanny2701 June 15, 2019

zoot flute

Noun. Another word for dab pen or THC vape. Typically, multiple people play the zoot flute in accordance to compose a symphony.

Randall: “Yo, G. I’m tryna get boofed after school.

Gary: “Hell yeah bro, come hop in my whip after class and play the zoot flute with me.

by Bra55Flam1ngo April 13, 2021

Sahara Skin Flute

When someone who has cotton mouth, from ecstasy or lacking a salvia gland, and sucks your dick.

"The bitch took so much mdma, water wouldn't wet her whistle, and she tried sucking my cock... It got stuck in her mouth, pleasureless, she was playing the Sahara Skin flute.

by Chrisplaydate March 27, 2015

Christian the flute blower

An edgy fuck that likes big dicks.

BillyBobJoe - Damn, Christian the flute blower gives out great blow-jobs.

by Christian the flute blower January 22, 2019