Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017

Floater

A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content.

I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.

by kaptainkindbud December 28, 2005

flatty

Contraction of flatmate used colloquially in New Zealand - Wellington in particular...

X: So are you meeting me at the pub?
Y: Yeah and my flatty will be there a bit later after she finishes work...

by Blondini October 29, 2006

flattened

The term to describe a password that does not include capitals or spaces.

Bob: "Yo- what's your WiFi password Frank?"
Frank: "It's '197babyfaces', flattened."

by fcpwiz June 5, 2016

Flatty Patty

A man named Quackity or Big Q. (also a minecraft yter and full-time raider, go check him out! :)

Person 1: Quackity is such a Flatty Patty, have you seen his ass??
Person 2: I know, right??!

by lolli :] April 7, 2021

Float Test

A Float Test is a term given to garbage that is tossed overboard while at sea. The term is used to describe material that is to be discarded in a less than optimally environmental manner. Said equipment is usually described as nfg, and therefore needs to be "Float Tested".

Cpl Smith- "What'd you guys do with that bad radio the CO wanted destroyed?"
Lcpl Jones- "We float tested it over the Marianas Trench."
Cpl Smith- "Very well, carry on."

by LawDog322 January 11, 2008

Fhotty

A fat chick with a hot face.

That girl behind the counter looks hot but is a fhotty.

by The Big O and Dukes Show October 22, 2008