floghurt

when someone eats yoghurt and finds 2.5 figs in it.

guljabean says loudly "omg theres 2.5 figs in my yoghurt!"

jimbucktoo replies "omg that's a floghurt!!!"

floghurt by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018

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Floggin Hoggin

When you are spanked with a bundle of bacon that looks like a cat whip.

Things got so kinky last night that I got floggin hoggined!

Floggin Hoggin by KinkyFlogger March 30, 2019

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Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021