floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

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Flappy Wappy

Doing many things in a very fast and disarrayed way

My friend Michael was being very Flappy Wappy with the light switch

by ghosthacker478 January 9, 2021

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Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022

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Flappy bird

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.

Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024

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Flappy Clappy

When an elderly female has a plump, round and juicy dumpy and cannot perform basic actions without producing a loud clapping sound.

"Me and your nan's Flappy Clappy made sweet babies last night" I say to you.

by Niggly Jiggly Wiggly February 11, 2021

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Sticky Flappy bird

Like a regular Flappy bird except it is covered from beak to tail with it's own ejaculation.

Guy 1: Guys! Look at that Flappy Bird!
Guy 2: No, it's a Sticky Flappy Bird! Look at that semen!
Guy 3: Wow, sometimes I wish I was a Sticky Flappy Bird...

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024

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