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Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010
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Untrue Fact

Randomly interrupting a conversation with a complete random lie to try to convince as many people in the room that it is true.

If you detect an Untrue Fact you reply saying "Untrue Fact yeah?"

If you reply saying something like "seriously mate?" your a fucking idiot.
Here lads did you know in 2003 Italy was the first country in the world to successfully clone a horse that is capable of understanding basic algebra?

................Really?

No "Untrue Fact" you dick!
by Leeto.and.HarveyMilk November 24, 2010
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Gunt Factory

In females, the physiological phenomenon whereby the gunt, or more accurately the ''guntal'' nether regions, produces foul smelling gases and generally unpleasant airs which are smelt upon inspection by a prospective male mating partner. More broadly, the term refers to the vaginal area of an overweight woman in possession of a gunt.
Male 1: Come on then, spill the beans, was that fatty any good in bed?

Mate 2: Not bad mate, but my god I didn't expect to have such a potent gunt factory on my hands. Literally, on my hands, I've been scrubbing them all day and I still can't get the stench off.
by Ben H. Patrick December 15, 2012
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Factory Child

Male children, and teenagers who live in the suburbs of the greater tri-state area. A factory child is characterized by short hair, terrible style, an occasional piercing, and an atrocious italian or irish name. The name factory child comes from the fact that these kids all look the same, as if they were made on some type of factory assembly line.

DO NOT confuse factory children with Guido's, though there are some similarities Factory Children look way more bland, and have very little to say about current events, music, culture, politics, or anything that actually matters.

Factory children can be seen spending long hours trying to take that perfect selfy, hanging out with other factory children, and pretending like they know something about sports or girls.

Factory Children can also be refereed to as suburban peasantry.
"Hey which one of those kids is your friend?"
"I dont know I cant tell the difference between them."
"Haha classic Factory Children."
by Kee Marcello August 18, 2011
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Facto

It’s like Bingo but replace Bing with Fact. You basically hit the fact right on the mark.
Millennial 1: My dad is extremely rude
Millennial 2: That’s ironic, you’re rude too
Millennial 1: Ikr, wonder where I get it from
Millennial 2: Facto
by Merthod December 18, 2018
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Cockroach Factor

(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.

At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
by lesee June 9, 2009
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killbot factory

A more sensational term for a military base. An example of how the televised news often tries to drub up interest in an upcoming segment by making something out of nothing.
Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be The Killbot Factory."---Kent Brockman, in the Simpsons episode titled "Homer Loves Flanders
by CrimsonG October 19, 2010
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