fart filter

Noun: Underwear or panties.

I need to change my fart filter. My fart filter is dirty.

by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007

Brazilain coffe filter

when you ejaculate into a womens (or mans) hair and it goes threw onto the girl(orguys) chest

Brazilain coffe filter

by steve-o jr November 8, 2006

truth filter

A phrase used by compulsive liars who justify their actions by claiming they're "exposing the lies" of another person.

Jose claims he's Jesse's truth filter as he makes up lies about Jesse getting handouts from his parents

by Downvoting Victim May 17, 2020

brown nose filter

An imaginary plug-in for the Mozilla Firefox browser that allows bloggers to delete excessively sycophantic commenting.

Hey, Petite, I see you haven't yet installed the new brown nose filter for these comments.

by Ria Bacon September 7, 2005

Dirty Filter

When a man is having anal sex with someone, pulls out, and busts on the same someones face through the excess ass residue (doo doo), effectively filtering the discharge through excrement.

Bovice sure 'dirty filtered' that dude the other day.
Alex's face was all white and brown from that dirty filter.

by DSauce June 13, 2009

i have no filter

you dont care what you say and dont think before you say it.

"Wow you really just said that!" "Yeah, because I have no filter."

by Madzxk October 1, 2017

Coffee Filter

The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.

I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.

by Prestinian March 22, 2003