felch

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.

Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.

by Kevin Carson March 4, 2004

Cradle of Filth

A decent gothic/extreme metal band from England. Though talented in their own right, the band is almost ruined by their 15 year old hot topic fans. These idiots generally know nothing about metal and think Cradle is black metal because they said "Satan" and "Hell" in one of their songs. Cradle isn't black metal for the record, and the band actually rejects the term.

Stereotypical Cradle of Filth Fan: OMG! Dani Filth is the greatest writer and musician of all time! There is no better band in the world! They are so BLACK METAL, they make that guy from Norway look like a homo! And he's sooooo hot!! Every line he writes is soo deep, I wish he wasn't married and I'm a dude!
Non-retarded person: ... *slap*

by Shadow Prometheus January 23, 2009

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

felch

To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'

'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'

by Kung Fool June 20, 2005

felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010

filth

1. Dirty, Naughty,Sexual things
2. See Eric Gotti for demonstration

1.I wana do filth with you
2.You wana do filth?
3.Eric n Dan are the kings of filthiness
4.Got filth?

by Alex April 12, 2005

Filache

To have sex or have a load blown in the face.

Norhen says:Kevin come filache me

Kevin says: It would be my dream come true to do that, so let's go ;)

Norhen says: Thanks Kevin for filaching my body, that was amazing

Kevin says: I agree but let's have Taha join next time.

by PstarOtt February 13, 2010