feltham

A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!

Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!

by uknown slagger February 7, 2020

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feltbeats

biggest tool on earth who writes of stroking his girlfriend publicly; gay person in denial.

"hey stacy, did you see what bob wrote on facebook?"

"Oh my god, he is so feltbeats"

by lalalaaluciex April 10, 2009

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feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

by wiz mang May 11, 2004

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feltsack

to use sand paper on ones balls and then polish with bees wax until shiny.

I have never seen such a feltsack before! he must have been rubbing his scrotum for hours.

by Edner Sewage January 22, 2007

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A man who leaked news of the Nixon Administration's involvement in the Watergate Scandal to Carl Bernstein and Something Woodward. He has until today (5-31-05) been referred to "deep throat" to keep a secretive identity. (1) To "Mark Felt" someone is to "deep throat," i.e. in a sexual manner. (2) To "pull a Mark Felt" is to leak secret news.

I want to be a lexicographer.

(1) Natasha Miller will finally Mark Felt me durring her normal session of Road Doming that she does while I drive her home.

(2) I stole Calen's Oreos and almost got away with it until Joey pulled a Mark Felt and got me busted.

by Kia (heyxia) July 15, 2008

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