Failitis

Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.

"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure

"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"

(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life

hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol

by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010

failitate

Facilitating something you know will fail.

Against my better judgement I failitated an intro between my idiot roommate and this VC buddy so he can pitch his new magic website idea. He's gonna get so crushed.

by tommypjr January 13, 2011

failatosis

life of fail.

dude your life suck!

i have failatosis

by jake911 January 25, 2011

Failther

Noun, A dead beat father of four or more illegitimate children that is consistently making promises and not delivering. A constant let down.

Frank: I see your son's still at the end of the drive way.
Jill: Yea, his Failther is about five hours late, I doubt he'll show

by Evilwaze February 18, 2011

failtagious

when a persons fail is so contagious it can be transmitted from one person to another either by direct contact with the person or by indirect contact

i accidently fell down the escalator. i hope i dont become failtagious

by kyosai April 27, 2011

failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win.

my friend crashed his car into his house, so i told him he was a failtacular

by iwinn September 24, 2011