Chinese Failed

Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses

PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?

by Peegies February 9, 2009

false dat

opposite of "true dat"...that's bullshit!

"Man I just got me a triple double"
"False dat nigga you know you got no game!"

by Nick D February 7, 2003

The-False-Cum

During Sex Doggy-Style, When Close To Climax You Pull Out And Spit On Your Partners Back... Then Tap There Shoulder, When They Turn Around You Unleash The Wrath All Over There Chin!

She Thought Id Cum, Until She Turned After The Trick Spit And Came Face To Face With My Man Milk

She Was Boogled When I Came All Over Her Face, She Cried "Where'd You Get The Rest Of That From!!!?"

by Yayo June 25, 2004

false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males

"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

false genius

Someone who claims to be smart but in the end is about as clever as the gum under your shoe.

Dave claimed to have a high IQ, but in the end he was a False Genius.

by MaximilleDeLis April 15, 2014

false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011

False Alarm

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.

by Melrsose December 21, 2009