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Faceist

Someone who judges another individual or group because of their face(s).
I hate you!
Why?
Because you have a mole on your face.
That's faceist!
by mmmm...rootbeer April 16, 2009
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fatish

An fetish for larger sexual partners.
"Why on earth is Steve talking to that huge girl in the corner?"

"You've seen who he's been with in the past. Dude's got a fatish."
by Seadogsf January 4, 2008
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Facting

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.
the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.
by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012
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Faptism

A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.
Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."
by yusefisgay March 31, 2012
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17 facts about Barnshaw

The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.

Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.

If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.

There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.

Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience

Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.

Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.

Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.

Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow

Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'

Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
17 facts about Barnshaw

No point in hiding, Barnshaw knows where you live.
by Barnshaw December 4, 2010
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pseudo facts

When a politcal organization or it's supporters do faulty misleading reasearch and then present it to the public as a fact.
Nowadays Coporations who wish to discredit solid scientific reasearch that might hurt their profits will employ this tactic.
Pesudo facts involve Cherry-picking edvidence, and creating rigged experiments that can confuse or mislead people.
Corporations that see the recognition of Golbal Warming as a threat to their company's profits will employ pseudo facts to confus the public
by ????^_^???? October 28, 2006
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Factos👍👀

After the GOAT Lionel Messi won his seventh balon d’or and Pendu finished 6th. Penaldo cried on Instagram by commenting “factos👀👍”under a post claiming he deserved the reward. The term is now used as a confirmation of football knowledge.
“Hey Pendu, are you a finished footballer?”
Factos👍👀”
by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan December 2, 2021
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