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Facebook

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
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Facebook

The website you visit after you finished shooting one into the sink.
After 5 minutes in the bathroom, Josh quickly opens Facebook in an attempt drown his shame.
by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018
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Facebook

"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."

"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"

"Why are you in her top friends?"
by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012
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FACEBOOK

a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.
by anki24 February 25, 2012
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Facebook

Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.
Facebook is grabbing a substantial amount of followers but also a lot of haters
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012
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facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.
by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011
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Facebook

Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.
Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.
by xshanexsmithx July 11, 2011
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