What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Funnel

Somebody who drinks water and pees at the same time

I'm a major funnel in the bathroom right now.

by WorldRenownedJolfer October 30, 2011

fungtard

Slang for retard. A localized dialect spoken solely between myself and my roommate.

Dude, you're a fungtard.

WHAT IS A FUNGTARD?!?!?

by H-Train August 4, 2006

Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

Funnel Flambé

Funnel Flambé

After fucking his woman in the ass the man sticks a funnel in the woman's pussy and puts his ass to the funnel and let's a ripper go. Whilst he has his cock covered with her truffle butter he holds a lighter to the area, she lets the quif go and lights the shit on his cock on fire. Then he fucks the quif back into her.

Man that chick's pussy smelled like somebody gave her a Funnel Flambé , either that or I was licking the wrong hole!!

by couple of gems April 3, 2016

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

funnel

21st Century evolution of the party funnel. The "Chuggler".
www.chuggler.com

see "chuggler"
see www.chuggler.com

by Mr. C March 18, 2005