Someone who simps so hard to get bummed by Nigel Farage, they climb lampposts with packs of cable ties and graffiti roundabouts at night with shaky red crosses.
Have you seen? Some flaggot has been out hanging flags on the lampposts around here last night.
Did you see? The flaggots also drew a big wobbly red cross on the roundabout.
I caught a flaggot masterbating into a union jack the other night in the park.
Did you see? The flaggots also drew a big wobbly red cross on the roundabout.
I caught a flaggot masterbating into a union jack the other night in the park.
by 100%datwych September 3, 2025
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by MyFreeNetwork September 24, 2025
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by MyFreeNetwork September 24, 2025
Get the Flaggot mug.When your girlfriends father jumps on your girlfriend, crushing her in the couch. Then, her mother jumps on both of them, and in the process bends your girlfriends fathers knee backwards, causing great pain to him. Then, their great dane/black lab mix dog jumps on top of the pile and fucks your girlfriends mother, who is still on top of your girlfriends father, who is still on top of your girlfriend. The yelling agony of your girlfriends father can be heard throughout the whole ordeal, from his bent backwards knee.
Dude, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and whitnessed a Dirty Flagor, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this...
by Dirty Dan 101 March 13, 2023
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That truther guy is a false flaggot, he can't see the staged event for what it is – a hoax in which nobody cried and nobody died.
by TLWS June 30, 2025
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by John W. Doe April 6, 2022
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