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Flaggot

Someone who simps so hard to get bummed by Nigel Farage, they climb lampposts with packs of cable ties and graffiti roundabouts at night with shaky red crosses.
Have you seen? Some flaggot has been out hanging flags on the lampposts around here last night.

Did you see? The flaggots also drew a big wobbly red cross on the roundabout.

I caught a flaggot masterbating into a union jack the other night in the park.
by 100%datwych September 3, 2025
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