Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Fester

The act of being exceptionally lazy.

Dan: Bro you should come over and fester with me I'm gonna watch some awesome movies since it's raining.
Brian: Ok I'll grab my copy of Tokyo Gore Police and be on my way.

by Zamaboy October 28, 2012

Fasker

V. The act of blowing air into a girls anus through the breathing apparatus of a scuba mask.

What's your favorite position?

I like to fasker!

by SunburnedPenguin November 7, 2010

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

faserious

Extremely serious or with the utmost seriousness. Can also be used as faseriously.

You can't be faserious about that?

by antonia February 4, 2005

farter sauce

The soft or crusty brown layer of residue frequently found on the inside of underwear.

The more chili my husband eats, the more farter sauce I find in his underwear.

by PapaEllis October 15, 2012

keister feaster

One who enjoys licking anothers anus. Also see rim job

That guy couldnt get enough of my bung hole. What a freakin' keister feaster!

by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008