english

the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison.

it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons.
anglo-saxon--->anglish--->english

as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.

by bobertdude December 30, 2007

Urban English

The form of english spoken by people in low income housing and the projects. Words such as "funeralize", "conversate", "nawmean", "aw'ight", and so on are all examples of uban english.

He grew up in the projects and speaks Urban English

by legacygeek June 26, 2009

e-English

A form of English that includes a multitude of time-saving abbreviations and acronyms, e-English is the language of choice for informal emails, instant messages, cell phone text messages, and blogs.

"Bye bye for now" in e-English is "BB4N"

"Taking a shower" in e-English is "TAS"

"Pizza" in e-English is "P-ZA"

by Jakeosity April 5, 2006

English Class

Classes that involve writing essays and reading text. Also known as the most boring type of class you will take in school. A hell of a lot different than math which is also known as the fun class.

I hate English class! Why can't everything be math?!!

by nilethe146 November 13, 2017

English Homework

A synonym used to covertly refer to marijuana.

Hey, lets study our "english homework" on the way to school, therefore providing for a deeper class experience

by englishhead420 April 21, 2009

english

A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly.

That person speaks English correctly! Wow, how smart!

by myselfmadeit June 11, 2006

English Language

What many people online (MSN, AOL, Various Chatrooms) always abuse. Either speak English or don't speak at all you losers.

"dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool.

Also see chav

Joe: u dnt know da tru
Joe: you cnt handle da trueth
Me: You can't handle the English Langauge.
Joe: y not?
Me: Point Proven

by Cloud November 15, 2004