Eli 

Someone who has a face which is insanely deformed and attracted to the male sex.

Eli is such a bad friend its actually unreal.

Eli by Lucagaming May 15, 2019

eli 

is a fucking idiot but you will love him

eli dumbass

eli by fluffyblud March 30, 2020

Eli 

Bigger dick than motherfuckin' big dick Lamar. He's cute. He has a big dick. That's it

Damn I wish your dick was as big as Eli's

Eli by Bigger dick Lamar December 2, 2016

Eli 

a dipshit who is obsessed with girls and is a slime bag, sleaze, shit-faced derp

"Wow that pile of dog shit looks like Eli"

Eli by Doglifefishface October 30, 2017

eli 

kinda funny and short as crap

you know eli

ya he is short

eli by 777master777 August 27, 2018

eli 

a horrible person all around

"Ughh. There's this guy that's just such a bad person and I hate him soooo much!"
"You must be talking about Eli."

eli by yourlordandsavior_JOHNCENA October 16, 2018

Eli 

A male nurse who dose male anal examinations in Gatlinburg a lot.

Eli a gay friend who is a murse.

Eli by Rolo2006 May 4, 2016