Dorky Elf

A nerd who is very smart and hard working in class but is quite popular with the other kids. Sometimes can get shoved down the popularity chain a bit but climbs back up all the time. People cant help but like you even if you annoy them.

Katy was a very A1 student who was nearly friends with everyone.

Example One:
Katy: OMG i got a A+ in my science work. and im popular :D
Kirstie: wow. im popular but i got a D- :/ your such a Dorky Elf.!

Example Two:
Katy: OMG i dont think he likes me anymore. :(
Kirstie: Yes he will just give him a few weeks. Dont worry your a dorky Elf nobody could stay mad at you.(:

These names are examples;

by CKC001 January 8, 2010

vagina elf

An obstetrics and gynecology intern or resident.

Although Michelle finished med school, she's still got 2 more years before she completes her ob/gyn residency and will no longer be a vagina elf.

by velf May 10, 2009

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.

*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*

by RC Michaels December 21, 2010

Booze Elf

The Booze Elf is first and foremost...a rat bastard. He is solely and remorselessly responsible for any and all mishaps while you snooze in an angelic, alcohol induced slumber. Who leaves the TV on all night? Booze Elf. Who makes food and leaves the refrigerator door open? Booze Elf. Who parks the car in the neighbors’ prize rose garden? THE BOOZE ELF! There are no known photos of this nefarious Ne’er-do-well…only evidence of his puckish presence.

Damn it! looks like the Booze Elf pissed in the kitchen sink...again.

by Drink lika Fish September 25, 2010

shit elf

an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.

man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.

Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

by Hunglikeanelf man July 30, 2006

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008