elephant porn

Don't even think about it, slut.

Elephant porn is bad for your brain

elephant porn by Used Napkin February 18, 2015

elephant line

used in fraternity initiation. all subjects parade around in a circle, left hand holding the subject behind's penis.

lets all stand in an elephant line

elephant line by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Elephant Trunk Brother 

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.

Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.

Elephant Trunk Brother by I call my shits grumpys February 7, 2010

Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.

(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*

Elephant ass by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012

elephant race 

When two semi trucks are side-by-side on a two lane road and neither is going faster than the other.

I would have been here sooner but I was caught in traffic behind an elephant race.

elephant race by Iocane July 6, 2014

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome 

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.

I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome by NewValley January 17, 2018

Elephant Shower 

When you blow a load on your girl so big she never forgets it.

My girl went to town on my trunk so hard last night that I gave her an elephant shower

Elephant Shower by ElephantShower July 28, 2019