spiritual erection

A woman who you excites spiritually; to be bowled over or turned on in a spiritual sense. To be ignited by enlightenment.

Dude, I went and saw marianne williamson, I swear she gave me a spiritual erection! Man I'm just saying, OPRAH, WELL SHE GIVES ME A SPIRITUAL ERECTION.

by Lenny Payne October 30, 2010

Homo-erection

When both partners of a gay couple have an erection at the same time

Are you having a Homo-erection?
No, i’m not gay

by the smartest one 69 December 13, 2019

Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused

Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016

Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.

- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.

by hhumpo May 17, 2011

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

Electronic Arts

A facist organization who's sole purposes is to make as much money as possible at the expense of the average gamer. They spend most of there free time in small rooms selling the goods they captured from banned wordUltima Online/wordaccounts on ebay.

Hey, i know how we can make money, lets sell in game items to players! We'll be rich! who cares about fair and balanced gaming. If you give us money you can compensate for laziness!

by B-Zor March 6, 2003

Electronichill

A state of mind that manifests when listening to worthy, chill, low tempo BPM Electronic Music.

Artistically mixed sets that evoke other stimulated states of mind are prime examples.

Marijuana, Mushrooms, Ecstasy, Cocaine or any other aural enhancer is strictly optional and definitely not necessary.

Only quality tracks and sets can trigger an "Electronichill" state of mind.

Trafik - Stargazing 1-3 are good examples of what can induce "Electronichill."

by KW1337 March 30, 2009