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evangelihell 

a dystopian state of torment and misery in which there appears to be no end to unrestrained conservatism, esp. that of the Religious Right.

a place in which individuals are punished in this life and prior to death by means of aggressively retrograde laws meant to roll back decades of social advancement on race, sexuality and reproductive rights, regardless of guilt or innocence.
Where in the evangelihell are my civil rights?
Their life had become a living evangelihell.
evangelihell by measson June 27, 2022
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Evangline 

She is the type of girl that likes a dude named Cayden
“Evangline has a crush on that dude Cayden!“
Evangline by Karla Adams May 14, 2023

Evangelina 

Evangelina is a name written in the stars she’s shine the brightest amongst most stars even in the darkest of nights. She’s enchanting and calm in nature full of dreams hopes and wishes. Her name sounds as beautiful as a song.
Evangelina is as beautiful as the moon
Evangelina by Starzzzzzzz November 20, 2023

Evangelina 

Evangelina is a name written in the stars she's shine the brightest amongst most stars even in the darkest of nights. She's enchanting and calm in nature full of dreams hopes and wishes. Her name sounds as beautiful as a song.
Hey Evangelina

How are you Evangelina
Evangelina by Starzzzzzzz November 20, 2023

Evanceline 

An Artistic girl that draws a lot, may or may not be on the spectrum, enjoys drinking milk and is a connoisseur for food. It is impossible to make an Evanceline angry or annoyed. If you ever befriend an Evanceline, you will have a very super happy interesting time.
Evanceline is weird
Evanceline by green worm February 20, 2025

Evangelisti 

pronounced: Ee-van-gel-ist-ee This is an Italian last name that is mainly found in the matching of the people of the Southern part of Italy.

Evangelisti is commonly confused with the last name of Evangelista, but do not get these confused, for the last name ending with an "A" is primarily Spanish and the last name ending with an "I" is mainly Italian.

Italian immigrants can with the last name 'Evangelisti' can be found within the Ellis Island website directory for immigrants that were processed through Ellis Island.
That man's name is Frank Evangelisti from New York but his parents were immigrants from beautiful Italy.
Evangelisti by Italian Name February 24, 2015

Evangelical Protestant 

An Evangelical Protestant, who is similar to a hippy or millennial, will find a problem like toxic soil and lay in it and work at McDonald's until the problem gets solved. A person who has a passive way of arguing everything except the problem.
Evangelical Protestant is the religion responsible for cleaning capital lake Olympia, was of 120 year old brewery yeast.
Evangelical Protestant by bushlight December 27, 2018