Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection

"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"

by Leon Walker July 16, 2008

I Got Erection

The greatest song ever by the Norwegian Death Punk machines Turbonegro.

OOOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO I got erection!

by Dukedarkness May 5, 2008

Stark Erection

When one has a erection without any apparent reason.

Guy One: Dude I have a "Stark Erection" it just came out of the blue

by guy1990 December 30, 2009

Acception erection

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.

"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"

by Kbobopierre May 3, 2009

sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half

She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.

by a&w May 12, 2006

The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.

Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!

by nykfn20 January 24, 2009

presidential erection

When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.

holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.

by 123fucknut March 10, 2009