England's Largest Off-Licence

Place whose sole reason for existence is for English people to go and stock up on alcoholic drink. In other words, France.

I'm on a booze-cruise to England's Largest Off-Licence.

by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

England Fan

A person who partakes in very few football activities. They do not go to football on saturdays, but own an England shirt and support a football team they have very few links with. They also regularly watch Soccer Am and play golf.

guy 1: I see you've got Tottenham on Wednesday night, why don't you go up with Danny, he supports Tottenham doesn't he?
guy 2: Nah he's just an England fan.

by vibeAdvice December 3, 2006

England is my city

A while ago, in June of 2017, a famous and up and coming rapper, Nick Crompton and Jake "Fuckboy" Paul, came up with the quote, "England is my city." This caused many people to discriminate him for being mentally retarded. Sadly, his fan loved his "masterpiece" of a song and praised him for it. It is still a debate on whether England is a city or not due to the fact there are cities named England.

Jake Pauler: England is my city
Any person who has a brain: No, no, you are wrong. Very wrong.

by Nick Crapton August 31, 2017

England Football team

A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.

The England football team are shit

by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016

England is my city

Some stupid shit Jake Paul said in his shitty rap

England is my city ITS EVERY DAY BRO

by covfefe20 June 17, 2017

england vs america

An ongoing rivalry between the most idiotic dregs of English and American society. No matter how the argument begins, it generally amounts to misinformed/biased historical citations and ridiculously stereotypical insults being thrown back and forth between both parties. It is more often than not an exercise in which everyone openly displays their narcissism and ignorance while releasing pent up aggression that would be better focused toward the government official or representatives responsible for the political offense rather than "Random American/English Citizen #1,035."

In other words, a colossal waste of time that gives haters an excuse to hate and further deepens the misunderstandings/cultural boundaries between the two supposedly allied nations.

Hey, did you see that topic about England vs America? They all sound like ass holes.

Some common arguments in England vs America: "I'm not a Brit! You're a Yank!" "My country saved your country so HA." "Because you're a ___ you're obviously ___, ___, ___ and ___ so I hate you and anyone like you! Now, respect my opinions and nationality. >:(" "<ANYTHING regarding WWII or the American Revolution>"

by anonymouspacifist May 10, 2011

England vs Germany Referee

A blind prick who has trouble seeing when a ball is in.

The England vs Germany Referee is a tosser! The bastard made us lose a fair goal!

by mclovin123 June 30, 2010