ear carrot

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

ear worm

Noun - A song, or part of a song, that gets stuck in your head and goes on and on and on.

"I've had an ear worm for days since I heard the team team sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" in the bus coming home from the game." Common ear worms:"The song that doesn't end," the theme from "Seseame Street" the bass rif from In-a-gadda-da-vida, the music from Mario and other video games, most commercials.Cure: Finding another less annoying song to replace it.

by LuLu-U April 15, 2006

ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 18, 2010

ear-broccoli

opposite of ear candy, a song unappealing to listen to.

1; "What's that ear-broccoli on the radio?"

2; "Justin Bieber, dude..."

1; "God, have mercy on our souls"

by Somanyrages September 11, 2011

ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart

by Wise old black man April 2, 2015

Ear rape

The warning call of meme makers when thier predator pewdiepie tries to attack

Ear rape: warning headphone users

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018