Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 10, 2019
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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 30, 2023
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Arizona Dutch Oven

That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason
You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.
by hustwe January 18, 2023
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Pennsylvania Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.
I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
by Steeler Country 45 September 30, 2017
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Devil's Dutch Oven

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."
by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021
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Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up
by Fryeman March 09, 2021
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dutch oven knobber

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber
by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019
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