duece

Another term for taking a shit

Dude I gotta drop a fucking duece right now

by Duecemanship March 25, 2022

blue-duece

when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.

Me- So did you get any last night.

P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.

Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.

by poon()daddy July 15, 2011

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024

Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.

"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"

by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 28, 2020

Duece

Duece is the funniest, cutest, shortest, most loyal, dumb person you will ever meet. He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and he always manages to put a smile on your face no matter what. If you are his gf, you are the luckiest girl alive. He will let you know how much he cares abt you. And he will cherish you. Duece is a great guy that you will love no matter what. Even in rough times you will still have a place for him in your heart. There is nobody quite like him. And he will most likely be the love of your life.

Bro, duece is funny, but he is rlly sped lmao

by Nobodylovescunts July 2, 2019

Dueces on the "Acronym"

Dueces refers to "doubling down"

"Dueces on the" refers to one acronym that has at least two meanings.

Dueces on the: INSERT ANY ACRONYM THAT HAS MORE THAN ONE MEANING.

Ex.- "dueces on the GP"

GP (Acronym) means Getting Paid or Go Party.

"Dueces on the GP" = Get paid, Go Party

Dueces on the "Acronym".
It's Friday and I just got paid. "Dueces on the GP!"

by Know what January 31, 2020