Truck driver

Person granted the access to operate or drive a truck with a legal license.

Poor truck driver sits in a damn truck all day, this is probably his best option for staying fit.

"It's pretty decent money, I think." - /u/Press3000

by jpcaintic August 6, 2015

Brampton Driver

Someone who really sucks at driving.

Guy 1: “I cant believe you just crashed into that Sobeys.
Guy 2: My parents are gunna kill me!
Guy 1: You are a textbook Brampton Driver.

by Moist Sock October 16, 2017

Dirty Bus Driver

A non-sexual choke performed by an older woman to discipline a male. Although there is no sexual tension involved, the male orgasms in his pants.

She was scolding tommy for cursing but it turned into a classic dirty bus driver.

by LuckTheGamer May 7, 2021

D1 Robot Driver

The biggest virgin on planet Earth!!!!!!

Oh, look over there its Luis the D1 Robot Driver!

by AMOSC:luisjrubio December 7, 2021

Civic Driver

A usually white and slightly poor male who wears flat-brimmed hats or beanies, has tattoos and an ego larger then the federal deficit. They tend to drive around looking to race any car with after-market anything. They usually have cars with mismatched paint blotches all over, and pieces of plastic body kits that are unpainted, cracked and hanging down, stuck on with double sided tape. They think they are very tough sitting gangsta-lean and talking on their 1990's cell phones. They take great pride in their obnoxious mufflers and spray painted wheels and also love to brag about how they can outrun "such n such" cars. They take offense to any automobile that has any performance part on it that doesn't look like the owner bought it from Walmart and race them by way of driving by really fast even though said car is completely unaware that they are racing. They talk big but know, deep down, that if the unaware car had been racing, the fuel economy inspired vtec civic would have been totally outrun as if they had been standing still, achieving only a loud noise from the coffee can sized muffler they are so proud of. They will read this and thumbs-down the description because it is condescending and yet fits them to a tee.

Civic Driver: "Yo man I outrunned that Mistu Evo!"
Friend: "Fo realz man?"
Civic Driver: "Hellz yea! Ya think my muffler's big enough or should I try to get one dat's bigger and hopefully louder?"

Evo driver: "Dude I think that Civic just made a video of him driving by me!"
Friend: "Yeah they're prolly gonna put it on Youtube as "Civic Beats Evo."
Evo Driver: "Too bad I wasn't even racing."

by Realcardriver2010 May 25, 2010

buss driver booty

It's when you have an ass that hangs off bothsides of your chair. Ever notice how buss drivers always seem to have asses as wide as the busses there driving? lol!

That girl over there has a massive case of buss driver booty. (some serious buss driver booty)

by DamnBitchIzFine May 21, 2006

Bmw driver

Someone who is absolutely shit at driving and only pisses other drivers off.

Yo dude its a bmw driver watch out
I know man look at the make its self explanatory

by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 28, 2016