Dress Codes

a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least

urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time

by I protest online motherfuckers May 20, 2022

Dressed Out

The specific kind of stress associated with trying on, or shopping for, clothes. Can also refer to the consequence of this stress, often a complete disinterest in clothes.

Ex. I just saw myself in the dressing room mirror and now I'm dressed out.

Ex. What do I even wear to this party? I'm so dressed out.

by WordPredictor December 31, 2019

Salad Dressing

The sweat and juice that collects on the gooch and a-hole during strenuous activity

Man, I got got a ton of salad dressing running down my leg right now!!!

by Josh V. May 13, 2005

butt dressed

As opposed to "butt naked," it's when someone is SO dressed. Dressed, up to their BUTT.

Mariya: Jacob and I touched tonight ... and he was BUTT, BUTT, BUTT DRESSED.

by prollygon May 12, 2011

dressing gown

A coat that is worn only around your house and when getting out of the shower , an american word for housecoat . A posh definition of a robe or housecoat

“Mum will you fetch my dressing gown I’m a bit chilly “

by American boy December 27, 2017

Maid dress

A maid dress is something you put on and usually anime waitresses wear. Except People use it to be sexy😳.

Random guy : Wanna get a maid dress? I think you’ll look cute.

Random girl : isn’t that the thing lots of people think they look sexy in or wear it just because you’re lonely on tinder? Yeah no, and I’m not looking for a boyfriend I’m looking for an ANIME boyfriend idiot! If it’s not because you look at underage girls in a maid dress and you wanna sexually look at me then no I’m not gonna be a waitress.

A maid dress is defined as something you wear

by Hajime hinataaaaaaa June 13, 2021

e-dress

Electronic addresses such as: e-mail addresses; URLs for web sites; cell phone numbers, home phone number, office phone number, pager number and pin, fax number etc. …

Here write down your e-dress so I can contact you.
Our Hockey Club has a larger e-dress section on the registeration form.

by joepa April 21, 2004