Guy 1:My girl is Niagara Falls down there.

Guy 2:CAP!CAAAPP!
Guy 1: How would you know that, I'm in

there not you. Infact, she was mad

wet last night.

Guy 2:Bro, she don't trust me!

(Guy 3 pulls up)

Guy 1: Yo this man telling me MY girl is

not wet, as if he'd know.

(Guy 3 looks at Guy 2 -I cant no more)

Guy 3: Bro he knows cause he fucked yo

bitch!

(Guy 2 to Guy 3)
Guy 2: You fucked her too! Sorry bro I

would say it that one time her

pussy was off but we both fucked

and had that same experience.

Guy 3: Yeah your girl got that DP!

Guy 1: DP?!

Guy 2: Drought Pussy!

( Guy 1's girl comes home looks at Guy 2 and 3 and then at her "man" Guy 1)

Guy 1's Girl: Hey Baby! Wat yall doing

playing Warzone!

Guy 2

And 3: Actually, we just leaving.

Guy 1: Nah, nah, Don't leave now!!!

DP by IWasonceanut September 18, 2020

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