How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

what do you meme

A dope ass card game for good laughs it’s like apples to apples but you are givin a caption cards and then everyone has to lay there caption to the meme picture

Person:What’s what do you meme

Me:A dope ass card game for good laughs it’s like apples to apples but you are givin a caption cards and then everyone has to lay there caption to the meme picture

by Bruce splat December 31, 2017

Do you love moralis?

When a NFT Hit is about to happen you ask "Do you love moralis?" for good luck.

Oscar, Do you love Moralis?

Yea Ofc I LOVE Moralis.

by OscarOnTop February 20, 2023

do you feel nervous

when somebody ask u " do u feel nervous" thats means if u have nervous or anxiety to do something or something that will happens to u

a: i will go to the university

b: do you feel nervous?
a: yess! i do

by nike1998 July 7, 2022

How do you sleep?

a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine wit´it.

Wren:how do you sleep?

Shelby:like a child

by JohnnyB.Emo July 20, 2021

do you fuck with this fit

It’s a question asking someone if they like your outfit or would you wear it.

Sarah: hey do you fuck with this fit
Sally: yeah it’s so cute

by Madison10174 August 29, 2020

Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022