Dink

A very small, disappointing poop. Often times, you think it will be bigger, but you realize it is tiny.

I had to poop today, but it was just a dink.

by Poop202 May 16, 2012

dink

Local slang in Vermont. A stupid person, a jerk, an a-hole. A general putdown of one's abilities.

You are such a dink.

by neil May 25, 2004

dink

Racial slur used in the movies Apocalypse Now and Platoon to refer to the North Vietnamese.

We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body.

by Danny Valentine December 9, 2010

Dinkin

The act of embodying all aspects of things gangsta.

Coleman: "Yo, you can't be depressed anymore, you're rich."

Hamm: "Nah baby, I'm straight dinkin!"

by Thunder Jones April 13, 2010

dink

(The provision of) a lift on a bicycle ridden by another.

The passenger may sit on the handlebars, the crossbar, or even behind the rider on their seat (with the cyclist standing on the pedals instead).

After visiting the milk bar to buy some lollies, John asked Aaron for a dink on his bike. Jumping on the handlebars, they coasted down the hill with ease.

Get on, I'll dink you.

Can I have a dink?

by telek August 4, 2010

dink charmer

1. A homosexual
2. An insult equvalent to calling someone a faggot

" If you ask me, I think the waiter is a light-loafered dink charmer"

by Mike Oxbig April 21, 2005

dinkey flop nuggets

1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.

2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.

If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...

by davedavedavedavedave March 26, 2009