Dickanologist

Someone Whose Able To Know a Real dick from a fake dick you got from off the internet. So therefore, you may not have the DICKONOLOGIST degree, but in my opinion. Everyone is a DICKONOLOGIST.

I know he ain't sending me someone's else dick saying it's his. Let me get on my Dickanologist glasses. This shit ain't right.

by DICKONOLOGIST August 16, 2014

Dickacologist

A woman that understands the complexity of the penis and can appreciate the many varieties that it comes in. Someone who facilitaes no matter how big or small the penis, the ultimate pleasure experience.

Her explanation of the proper way in performing fallacious acts caused me to believe that she was truly a dickacologist. Dick Penis Fallacious

by BknySb May 9, 2016

dickabout

When you are going about your business and it seems like everywhere you go; people are being dicks.

That crazy driver is being a dickabout!

by Gumgirl July 17, 2016

Dickagenda

When a chick loves the dick so much but she cant have the one she needs at the moment so she uses the next on tje list.

I had to use the chain of command in my dickagenda code book

by KillerKarmaKraftMajic December 7, 2016

dickapitation

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick

"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."

by _welp_ June 29, 2017

dickaoke

The act of singing/humming while sucking dick (dick + karaoke)

Person 1: why were you humming ave Maria while sucking my dick
Person 2: it's a new trend. Dickaoke

by Maria the ave August 8, 2017

Dickanation

Something that comes out of your ass.

I really need to take a dickanation!
A dickanation escaped my ass!

by Your bad dream April 19, 2018