Trailer Park Dishwasher

When you ejaculate into the vagina of a female, you then piss inside of her and shake her around to sterilize the sperm inside of here and a white foamy liquid then pours out of said female.

I heard that Andrew’s pull out game is weak so he gave her the good ol’ Trailer Park Dishwasher

by JonCarverIII November 11, 2022

disasterbating

The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.

1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"

by Stretch911 April 19, 2011

Human Dishwasher

A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet

Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"

Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"

Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"

by The Inc May 11, 2006

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

dissasperated

a cross inbetween dissapeard and dissintigrated

Bob: "where did kate go"
larry: "she just dissasperated in thin air"

by Tyler Edwardsen April 14, 2008

disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.

When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.

by gangstayo December 29, 2009

Unload the dishwasher

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

by Garrett S. August 2, 2021