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From the dining table

a harry styles song that you can SOB to when youโ€™re missing that one person ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ
Man, i had a mental breakdown listening to from the dining table last night.
by sad bitch 100 March 23, 2020
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day dicking

verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.
So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?
by hermosa hottie September 22, 2012
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Short Dicking

When you either penetrate a fine hoe with the tip of your penis and make small thrusts or you fully penetrate and then make small thrusts. It's not very good for anyone. It is only advisable to people who suffer from premature ejaculation.
Fine Hoe: "Filip was short dicking me last night, it was terrible"
by RustyMandla March 17, 2017
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Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking
I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.
by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008
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Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.
Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.
by Peppy Cleveland January 15, 2011
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Citrus dicking

When you put citric acids on the sensitive foreskin of your dick, your body goes into shock for the predicted pain in such a way it's like your high. It's a high that can be compared to the high you get from ecstasy, speed or coke, it only lasts shorter. You feel like you can do anything and will probably try to. It kicks in as soon as you do it, and wears of after a couple of minutes. There are no known side effects.
Example 1:

Last night I went citrus dicking, and got high as a kite.

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey man, I citrus dicked so hard last night, I almost punched trough a wall!

Person 2: Really?! Did you do lemons or oranges?

Person 1: Oranges are the way to go man.
by Mary Ann Evans June 28, 2013
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Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008
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