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democracy

Revised definition for 2020: A form of governance in which only Republicans are allowed to win.
Trump lost by 7 million votes, filed over 50 lawsuits and lost all of them, and was rejected by the Supreme Court twice. This is NOT DEMOCRACY!!!
by causticAnatomy December 13, 2020
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Democracy

Democracy is when vote
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"I Love Democracy"
by IntergalactalEnergy August 16, 2023
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Democracy

Republic is better than a Joe frickin Biden who doesn't give a shat about America and raises gas prices while he forgets his name so many times. Even Kim Jong Un is better at ruling.
Person 1: What is a Democracy? Person 2: Constant suffering of gas prices and donating too much money to Ukraine.
by Furball604 October 13, 2022
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Democracy

Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?
Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
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democracy

by Papa Palps the first June 13, 2020
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Threat to democracy

Republican: *exists*
Democrat: YOU ARE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY YOU BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST KKK HOMOPHOBE RACIST TRUMP SUPPORTER!1!1
by nb21-rz2k September 22, 2024
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liquid democracy

Similar to liquid courage, liquid democracy is the result of drinking alcohol beverages and becoming more and more democratic. Rants may include: "merica is the best country in the world," "the white house is where it the president lives," and "I voted for my high school student body president."
The republican debate is tonight and we need to step our game and chug some more liquid democracy
by Lollllaaaa October 31, 2015
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