A sailor's delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her. As she turns around, you whack off and jizz in her face.
"Kelly was getting on my nerves the other night, so I gave her a sailor's delight."
"Dude, you really are a scumbag"
"Dude, you really are a scumbag"
by kingofcrunk50 February 13, 2005
Get the sailor's delight mug.One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.
"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"
"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"
"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"
by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005
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Whilst performing fellatio upon a male the active partner, in conjunction with fondling the scrotal area also caresses the base of the shaft of the penis in a masturbatory fashion.
by A Delighted Shepherd September 24, 2010
Get the Shepherd's Delight mug.A mega powerful party drink designed to get women naked and fucking. It results is a quick buzz and when served to the ladies nudity and later major freakin will result. If your wife or girlfriend drinks this shit and you leave her alone at a party, she will end up fucking one of more guys maybe even gangbanging several at a time.
It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.
For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.
For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
Ethan to Tyrone: “Damned, that is some good lemonade!”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”
by moccrider November 22, 2011
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Junita just took a shot of that vodka and noticed a creamy aftertaste.
That's because she's drinking a Maid's Delight, partner!
That's because she's drinking a Maid's Delight, partner!
by pambster December 21, 2008
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DUDE #1: Yo, you should come down to the bar, its pretty bumpin right now.
DUDE #2: Are there a bunch of delights down there, im only coming if there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #1: Yah, there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #2: Ok, Ill be there soon.
DUDE #1: Yo, you should come down to the bar, its pretty bumpin right now.
DUDE #2: Are there a bunch of delights down there, im only coming if there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #1: Yah, there are a bunch of delights.
DUDE #2: Ok, Ill be there soon.
by thebigneon March 3, 2007
Get the delights mug.Taken from its paralleled alcohol counterpart the DWI, a DWHigh is a driving-related offense due to excess levels of marijuana in the driver's system. Although weed does not impair driving abilities as drastically as alcohol, some people still can't handle it and get pulled over, whereupon the officer realizes the driver is high as shit and arrests him for a DWHigh.
Passenger: Dude, why are you going 15 MPH in a 35?
Driver: I'm high as a kangaroo on a trampoline yo, I feel like I'm going 60.
Passenger: Well you better calm the fuck down and speed up else you could get pulled over for a DWHigh.
Driver: I'm high as a kangaroo on a trampoline yo, I feel like I'm going 60.
Passenger: Well you better calm the fuck down and speed up else you could get pulled over for a DWHigh.
by Mr. Nuts April 23, 2011
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